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Ok ladies… and guys, here it is.
The “New Moon” movie is finally out and about globally and I’m sure all ye followers have been flocking to the cinema’s like strays on heat… if so, good for you and so you should considering it’s the most talked about “supernatural” phenomena that has swept the earth of late.
To those who have been ever so fortunate to finally settle their anxiety leading up to the premiere I’m sure you have all settled back down to calm whatever nerves are left in that body of yours.
So… speaking of bodies… um hello… was that Jacob or does he have a twin?! Whomever he was… my name is… and I live at… and my number is… I’ll be sure to equip my bed with the finest Egyptian Cotton to nurture your wonderfully created physique! OR maybe you would prefer the crisp outdoors on a bed of natures wonderland. Surely that’s tempting enough for Jacob to give me a call… what do you think?
I heard Mr Robert (yes, of course that’s Edward) express in an interview his concerns regarding Jacob’s bareness (yum-yum) and suggested that he too, take bare his torso… Are you freakin mad! Has he even looked at Taylor of late or is his vampirish ways affected his ability to “see”. Come on… the comparison… well there is none! Keep your shirt on!
Hey… don’t you all go spastic on me now… I love Edward, I love him so much that when I stare into the eyes of my husband… I see Edward… I see Jacob… I see Edward… or do I see “My Monkey Man!”- oh yeah lets not forget about Emmet. He’s a looker. Nope… sorry I still see my husband staring back at me (bugger!). Well, that creative visualization technique never works when you want it to!
Where to from here everyone?
What male character shall rise up and beyond all others?
Is it Edward?…
Is it Jacob?…
Oh gosh… what a decision… I tell you what… I’ll take em both! Any two for one deals going?
By Yours Truly,
ME!